by Too $hort on album The Hip Hop Box

These are the tales the freaky tales... The tales that i tell so well... I met this girl her name was joan She loved the way i rocked the microphone When i met joan i took her home She was just like

by Too $hort on album Old School Rap, Volume 4

These are the tales the freaky tales... The tales that i tell so well... I met this girl her name was joan She loved the way i rocked the microphone When i met joan i took her home She was just like

by Too $hort on album Shorty the Pimp

[Ant Banks] Ahhhhhh shit - now let me warm it up I got the gin and juice and I'm a poor 'em cup To get smooth in the mood that I'm in So lets start riding till this mother fucker ends And hit the main

by Too $hort on album Bay Area Hits 90's

Bitch funky fresh from oakland california... Dangerous music and it don't stop to the beat baby... Bitches on my mind I can't hold back now's the time All you loud mouth bitches talk too much And you

by Too $hort on album Inspiration Information

These are the tales the freaky tales... The tales that i tell so well... I met this girl her name was joan She loved the way i rocked the microphone When i met joan i took her home She was just like

by Too $hort on album The Wood

Intro: Still strugglin, still hustlin, tryin to get my money on Fresh outta retirement, you know I ain't tryin to fall off, Too $hort records, we ain't tryin to fall off We ain't goin nowhere, I'm tr

by Too $hort on album Short Dog's In the House

Moving up! east oakland, yeah that's right (repeat 4x) Oakland, california, west coast life You either play the game or you smoke the pipe I became a rapper at the age 14 No gold ropes, no diamond ri

by Too $hort Feat. Kurupt & Daz on album Miscellaneous

Yeah, this for all them girls That be actin' like they so fine Whassup, $hort? Man, grab Lil Jon and Kurupt Kurupt, let's f*** these h*** up, Daz Yeah, Lil Jon, whassup with that ***? She want it Guc

by Too $hort on album Def Jam's How to Be a Player

George clinton: (chorus) And it's a cold cold cold cold day For a player Dit dit dit dit do do dit dit dit I want to hold yah Dit dit dit dit do do dit dit dit I want to hold yah Dit dit dit dit do do

by Too $hort feat. Daz & Kurupt on album Blow the Whistle

Yeah, this for all them girls That be actin' like they so fine Whassup, $hort? Man, grab Lil Jon and Kurupt Kurupt, let's f*** these h*** up, Daz Yeah, Lil Jon, whassup with that ***? She want it Guc

by Too $hort on album Blow the Whistle

Ladies and gentlemen, you are now tuned into the best $hort Dizzle, Pha Phizzle, $hort Dizzle, J Phizzle, sing Introducing, for the first time on stage, The Phinzzles Aw, they sound so beautiful, don'

by Too $hort feat. The Bishop of Crunk on album Pimpin' Incorporated

[12 seconds of background conversation to start] [Too $hort] We got a new dance (ay let's see it) It's called the Back Back (let's see it) Let's do it baby Back Back (back back) Back Back (back back

by Too $hort on album Chase the Cat

Yeah bitch you know how real players do this shit, beitch! [Too $hort] Man look at her, baby look good The way she dancin, maybe I should step up to her, and run this game I wanna FUCK - I don't wanna

by Too $hort on album Blow The Whistle

Ladies and gentlemen, you are now tuned into the best $hort Dizzle, Pha Phizzle, $hort Dizzle, J Phizzle, sing ducing, for the first time on stage, The Phinzzles Aw, they sound so beautiful, don't you

by Too $hort on album Cocktails

Intro: Sup? short dogg back in the house beeyatch! and it don't stop to the beat ain't no thang but a chicken wing we gonna do it like this one mo' time Verse 1: Straight from oakland, california i'm

by Too $hort on album Gettin' It (Album Number Ten)

So what are you sayin todd? so what are you sayin todd? beyotch! Ha-ha-ha-ha yeah $hort dog still in this mothafucka for the nine-six, like this Here comes the ho with the big nuts, he's flowin like t

by Too $hort on album Best of Da Bay

Yeah that's right We gonna flash back To 1983 I'ma show you niggas how I was spittin' this pimp game Before most of you niggas even started rappin' 1983, Too $hort Word for word Like this baby, Invasi

by Too $hort on album Get In Where You Fit In

[I'm A Player & I'm playin' jus' "TO PLAY"] [I'm A Player & I'm playin' jus' "TO PLAY"] You see I made up my mind when I was 17 I ain't with no marriage & a weddin' ring I be a player for life. So wh

by Too $hort on album The Best of Breakdance and Electric Boogie, Volume 2

[I'm A Player & I'm playin' jus' "TO PLAY"] [I'm A Player & I'm playin' jus' "TO PLAY"] You see I made up my mind when I was 17 I ain't with no marriage & a weddin' ring I be a player for life. So wh

by Too $hort feat. Parliament Funkadelic and Bonecrosher on album Gettin' It (Album Number Ten)

That's right, album number ten, Short Dawg's in the house It's gettin close to the end y'all But we gonna kick it like this on the last album One: Too $hort Now let me holler at ya partner, spit thi